Weapons of (m)ASS Destruction

I do product reviews. When I saw this, I MIGHT have been drinking, and thought "SURE, I can review

that." When the package arrived, I thought "Wow, this box is heavy. What's in it?" and I opened it up and immediately thought "NOPE, I CANNOT review this the way it needs to be reviewed." This is seriously a BIG, 11", heavy weapon of mass destruction.



As a female, I don't have a Dong of my own. I've always thought that If I did have a dong:

1. I'd just want to run around and smack people in their faces with it.
2. Sword Fight With it
3. Pee standing up

Well, I cannot do #3 with this, but I definitely CAN Smack people in their faces and Sword fight with it. My sword actually turns more into a Light .... or Dark.... Saber. I make the noises and everything.

As an adult product, I am EXTREMELY terrified of this thing. -Which is honestly a rarity. I'd try almost anything at least once. Except this. I Feel like Meat Loaf.... I won't do that.

As a Weapon of Mass Destruction, I am in love with it. I seriously just keep it in my purse and occasionally pull it out to smack people around with it. It's heavy and packs a hard punch. Ha. *Wink* *Wink*. Packs a hard punch. Are you willing to try it out and see how hard it can hit? I bet it can tear some stuff up, if you catch my drift. It is a definite weapon of mASS destruction. -I'm done with the innuendos now.

If you buy it and realize you're too afraid to try it, just carry it around for extra protection. If you pull this out of your purse and are ready to throw down with it, I can guarantee no one will want to mess with you either.

I have received this product at a discounted rate in exchange for my honest review.

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