Things I want to Purchase for the Adult Easter Egg Hunt

We've all established by now that I'm probably off my rocker, right?  Every time I see something crazy, I research to see where I can find it, or I screen shot it on my phone so I don't forget it.  I need to store everything in one spot, so I'm going to post them here.

The Penis Shaped Egg Mold.  Dicks for everyone!!!!

Turtle Dicks! This makes me laugh.  I need these labels made.... Wait, I see a theme going here.

The Flask Scarf.  Nope, we aren't Winos.

So, You've got a Fat Pussy.  I DO!  Her name is Beaver (True Story)  These books exist.  There's another one called "Go the Fuck to Sleep" and "Do you want to play with my Balls?"

This Bear Sleeping Bag.  Does it actually Exist? I haven't looked it up yet.

These SEXY Kitty Panties.  Who wouldn't want these?

These silly Beer Mitts.  I want the Charlie Brown one (Not pictured)

Inflatable Wieners.  COCK FIGHT!!!!